Unlucky Mar. 13 Morning Roundup

There’s a Bell’s Oberon release party at Bryant Lake Bowl Mar. 30 from 8-11pm featuring $3 pints and a fake tan contest (note: tans must be applied outside the restaurant), the Strib reports on a new Irish bar called Cooper by Kieran Folliard (of Kieran’s), cheese carving is going down at Sam’s Club today and tomorrow as per Metro, and the PiPress reports that Town Hall Brewery is eyeing St. Paul for a second location. Got cheese carving photos you want posted on Heavy Table? Editor@heavytable.com, seriously, bring ’em on.