October 22 Morning Roundup

The 5-8 Club’s answer to the Big Mac, all about parsnips from Harmony Valley Farm (OK, yes, it’s kind of a slow news day), meditations on “American kobe” from Philip Dorwart, for $12.5K you could vend breathalyzer machines (“at $1 per blow, your revenue could reach $150/per machine CASH MONEY per month”), and thoughts on the right way to bake a potato (hint: bacon is involved).