Mar. 11 Morning Roundup

An excellent write-up on Paired from Rachel (read ours here), Beer Wars Live (which appears to be a celebratory ode to Dogfish Head) hits Twin Cities theaters April 16, Norwegianity uses the Heavy Table as a stout club with which to beat City Pages, these aprons are rad even if they are for the ladies, and the next Gastro Non Grata event is May 24, Triple Rock Social Club, doors at 6, show at 7.