Apr. 13 Morning Roundup

The bar at Rosemount’s Applebee’s will be closed for 5 days due to underage alcohol violations (bonus: Bill Roehl calls Dakota County officials “a bunch of douchebags”), here are some Peeps advocating the murder of chocolate, Liz wrestles with unreliable KitchenAid mixers, photos of Wisconsinites digging around in a sunchoke field, and a great-looking locally sourced recipe for cannellini chicken chili stew from Trout Caviar.