This week in the Tap: Our columnist talks about the need (or lack thereof) for anonymity among reviewers, the pros and cons of menus for dogs, and local restaurant openings and closings.
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Dropping the Critical Mask
Star Tribune food critic RICK NELSON has dropped the pretense of anonymity and gone public. It’s a bold move that will change little-to-nothing in terms of his ability to accurately assess restaurants while allowing him to be a public face for the newspaper’s coverage of all things edible and potable.
In his column on the shift, Nelson points out that restaurants cannot turn on a dime and change their culinary approach simply because of the arrival of a critic. It’s absolutely true — your menu is your menu; your ingredients are your ingredients; your chef is your chef; your value prospect is your value prospect; and you’re going to prosper or wither based primarily on variables that can’t be tweaked at a moment’s notice.
I’d go further and say that there’s very little that can be done on the service side, either. If your front of the house people are capable of recognizing food writers and providing them with warm, welcoming service, they’re capable of providing that same service to the general public and are probably doing so as a matter of course. And if not — well, that’s a problem that will have ramifications whether or not you’ve picked the food writer out from a lineup. Delays, scrambled orders, a lack of consideration for the guest, and general-purpose miscommunication will play havoc with your reputation.
Here’s an anecdote that made its way back to me via a friend of a friend. About seven years ago, I was reviewing a new restaurant for City Pages. The hostess noticed me and ran back into the kitchen to tell the chef that James Norton from City Pages was in the house. “Eff James Norton,” said the chef, using the pungent version of the word “eff.” “I’m going to cook the way I always do.” And he did. And it was excellent, and that came through in my review. When I heard this story later, I was totally pleased. You’re not going to build an empire in fits and starts and treats doled out to people you’ve pegged as VIPs. You’re going to build it on rock solid, day-in day-out consistency and a serious dedication to hospitality.
Of course the restaurant and the chef parted ways not long afterwards, revealing the Achilles’ heel of any and all attempts to write comprehensive reviews: a restaurant is a living, breathing organism, constantly evolving and capable of change (both for better and worse). But the good critics, Nelson included, will keep plugging away at the task because they are the diner’s advocates, and in a world with limited time, money, and events that need commemorating, that’s no small charge.
Stanley’s Northeast Bar Room DEBUTED ITS DOGS-ONLY PATIO MENU (“Stanley’s Canine Cuisine“) last week to a modest barrage of publicity. It isn’t the only restaurant in the area offering some thought to canine customers, but it certainly seems to be the most lavish and creative. The menu formulated for dogs features Treats, Entrees, and Sweet Treats that range from $3 (a scoop of vanilla ice cream topped with two “Nilla Woofers”) up to $7 (the NE Pup Burger, a half-pound burger served on jasmine brown rice and sweet potatoes.)
The fact that dog owners would be offered a menu for their pets speaks to the incredible strength of feeling that we have for these creatures (and, by extension, the economic potential they represent).
In some parts of the world, dogs aren’t offered menus; they’re featured on them. In most parts of the country, they languish in animal shelters and puppy mills. And yet, just about everywhere, they’re also honored as full-fledged family members. Food, chattel, best friends, workhorses, lifesavers — no other life-form on Earth (other than, perhaps, the horse) plays so many roles.
It would be easy to come down on a dog-focused menu as over-indulgent. But if we proceed on the assumption that dogs might enjoy some of these treats (who wouldn’t want a 6-ounce chicken breast served on brown rice or a chewy smoked pig’s ear?), and we like giving our canine friends discrete moments of happiness, it’s actually a straightforward, rational economic choice.
As intriguing as the menu is, it’s unlikely I’ll be visiting to check it out. Although the menu doesn’t say so explicitly, I’m reasonably sure my cats aren’t welcome.
We’ve had a blast launching our podcast (The Weekend Starts Now), and part of the fun of these things is visiting other local podcasts. I appeared on the most recent (second) edition of the Twin Cities dining podcast THE WELL FED GUIDE TO LIFE along with my own podcasting partner, Taylor Carik from Secrets of the City. (Pictured above: Evan (L) and Dave (R) from TWFGTL.) We shared a meal at the Spanish-themed Rincon 38, and talked pedal pubs, tapas, and the things we will (and won’t) eat when the chips are down.
— James Norton
- Il Foro, City Center, Minneapolis
- Big River Pizza, Lofts at Farmers Market, St. Paul
- Gator’s Grilled Cheese Emporium, 955 E Sheridan St, Ely
- Insula, 145 E Sheridan St, Ely
- Bradstreet Neighborhood Craftshouse, 1930 Hennepin Ave, Minneapolis
- Valhalla Nordic Smoke and Ale House, 310 Stillwater Rd, Willernie, MN
- Big Axe Brewing Company, 25435 Main St, Nisswa, MN
- Mr. Roberts Restaurant, 28179 East Shore Dr, Pengilly, MN
- Monello, Hotel Ivy 201 S 11th St, Minneapolis
- Bep Eatery, 100 S 5th St, Skyway Level, Minneapolis
- Colossal Cafe (third location) 1340 Grand Ave, St. Paul
- Sencha Tea Bar (Tea Garden under new ownership and rebranded), 2601 Hennepin Ave S, Minneapolis
- Bogart’s Doughnut Company, downtown location, IDS Center, Minneapolis
- Belle Vinez Winery, W10829 875th Ave, River Falls, WI
- La Ceiba Bistro, 3500 Bloomington Ave S, Minneapolis | Our visit
- Surly Brewer’s Table, 520 Malcolm Ave SE, Minneapolis
- Nighthawks, 3753 Nicollet Ave S, Minneapolis | Our review
- Como Dockside Lakeside Pavilion, Como Park, St. Paul
- 56 Brewing, 3134 California St NE, Minneapolis | Our review
- Workhorse Coffee Bar, 2399 University Ave, St. Paul
- Tamarack Tap Room, 8418 Tamarack Village, Woodbury | Our visit
- Sidhe Brewing Company, 990 Payne Ave, St. Paul
CLOSED / CLOSING:
- Romolo’s in St. Paul | Our review
- Four Firkins (both locations, Oakdale and St. Louis Park)
- Rice Paper in Edina | (closing June 27)
- Four Inns skyway diner in St. Paul
- T’s Place in Minneapolis
- Pairings in Minnetonka
- El Burrito Mercado (Midtown Global Market location)
- Umbria Pizza in Eden Prairie
- Sapor in Minneapolis (closing June 26, with a party for friends on June 27)
- Nye’s Polonaise Room (closing 2015)
- IN Spirits, 983 E Hennepin Ave, Minneapolis | July 16
- Ramen Kazama, 3400 Nicollet Avenue, Minneapolis | August 2015
- Giordano’s, 2700 Hennepin Avenue, Minneapolis | July 15
- Lawless Distilling, 2619 28th Ave S, Minneapolis | Summer 2015
- Scena Tavern, 2943 Girard Ave S, Minneapolis | Summer 2015
- Bonicelli Kitchen, 1901 NE Fillmore St, Minneapolis | July 2015
- Twin Spirits Distillery, 2931 Central Ave. NE, Minneapolis | Fall 2015
- Able Seedhouse and Brewery, 1121 Quincy St NE, Minneapolis | Winter 2015
- Lakes and Legends Brewing Company, 1368 Lasalle Ave, Minneapolis | Summer 2015
- Q Fanatic, South Metro, Minneapolis | Summer 2015 (second location)
- DiNoko’s Pizzeria, 4457 42nd Ave S, Minneapolis | Summer 2015
- Eggy’s Diner, LPM Apartments, 1369 Spruce Pl, Minneapolis | Summer 2015
- Bryn Mawr Brewing, 225 Thomas Ave N, Minneapolis | Winter 2015
- Eastside at Latitude 45, 301 Washington Ave S, Minneapolis | August 2015
- Constantine, Hotel Ivy, 201 S 11th St, Minneapolis | June 2015
- 4 Bells, 1610 Harmon Place, Minneapolis | Summer 2015
- Restaurant TBA replacing the Modern in Northeast Minneapolis | Summer 2015
- Seward Co-op Creamery Neighborhood Cafe, 2601 E Franklin Ave, Minneapolis | July 2015
- Parella, Calhoun Square | July 2015
- Hi-Lo Diner (working name), 4020 E Lake St, Minneapolis | Summer or Autumn of 2015
- Tattersall Distilling, 1620 Central Avenue NE, Minneapolis | Summer 2015
- St. Genevieve, 5003 Bryant Ave S, Minneapolis | 2015
- Seward Co-op Friendship Store, 317 38th St E | Summer 2015
- Upton43, 4312 Upton Ave, Minneapolis | September 2015
- Urban Forage Winery and Cider House, 3016 E Lake St, Minneapolis | Fall 2015
- Lost Falls Distillery, 1915 E 22nd St, Minneapolis | Summer 2015
- The Herbivorous Butcher, Minneapolis | Summer 2015
- Pizzeria Lola concept TBD, 165 13th Ave NE, Minneapolis | 2015
- The Bachelor Farmer Cafe project to be named, 200 N 1st St, Minneapolis | 2015
- Lake Monster Brewing, 550 Vandalia St, St. Paul | 2015
- Ox Cart Ale House, 255 E 6th St, St. Paul | June 30
- Bad Weather Brewing, 414 7th St W, St. Paul | 2015
- Heirloom, 2186 Marshall Ave, St. Paul | June 2015
- 11 Wells Millwright Cocktail Room, Historic Hamm Building, St. Paul | Summer 2015
- Lexington (new ownership), 1096 Grand Ave, St. Paul | Summer 2015
- Saint Dinette, 280 E 5th St, St. Paul | June 2015
Greater Twin Cities Area and Beyond
- St. Croix Brewing Company, 114 Chestnut St E, Stillwater | 2015
- Angry Inch Brewing, 20841 Holyoke Ave, Lakeville | July 2015
- Ruscello, Nordstrom Ridgedale, Minnetonka | October 2015
- 10K Brewing, Bank Block on Second and Main, Anoka | July 2015
- Gogi Bros. House, Shady Oak Retail Center, Eden Prairie | Summer 2015
- The King and I Thai (reopening), 760 Highway 110, Mendota Heights | 2015
- Wicked Wort Brewing Co., 4165-4175 W Broadway, Robbinsdale | Fall 2015
The Tap is the Heavy Table’s guide to area restaurant openings, closings, and other major events. The Tap is compiled and published biweekly by the Heavy Table. If you have tips for The Tap, please email James Norton at email@example.com.