In celebration of Joe Mauer’s contract extension, @JavaTrain offers cheap @IzzysIceCream, while @TCFOODFINDS quantifies the number of lunch specials or happy hours his latest salary could buy; @CoffeeBrigade urges baristas to “EARN their tips,”@RealFoodMN seeks kombucha beyond the grocery store, and @PunchPizza offers a $3 “March Madness” coupon and (via @S4xton) a free pizza voucher.