The latest from Twitter: @BlueOxCoffeeCompany plugs their peppermint mocha garnished with a Thin Mint from the Girl Scouts (it’s that time of year!), @ngonbistro announces their Valentine’s Day tasting menu, @RogueChocolate marvels that every one of their bars is hand-inspected by the founder himself, and @france44 is serving a decadent-sounding fig salami with blue cheese.
From an ad for a concession trailer on Craigslist: “THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR ANYONE TO ENTER THE LUCRATIVE FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY.” To post this with a clean conscience, all it would take would be some quotes around “lucrative,” guys…









I believe this is how the great Donald Trump got his start…