Jenkins v. Jones

Kathie Jenkins visits Burger Jones and does not at all like what she eats. A sample — and this is merely 15 percent of a long litany of complaints: “The bacon poutine’s cheese curds were one big rubbery blob and the ‘rich gravy’ tasted like the Heinz brand.”

7 Comments

  1. geoff

    if you’re still wondering why a professional journalist would run a single-visit review of a brand-new establishment, you’ve never read Kathie Jenkins.

  2. ryanol

    I said it over there and I’ll say it again; there is no excuse for a seasoned operation like Parasole not hitting it out of the park on an opening with a burger joint.

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