The latest from Twitter: @Peace_Coffee plays cupid with “Caffeinate Your Cutie,” @triplerockmpls is serving @surlybrewing Mild at $3.50 a pint, @bittercube celebrates the long-anticipated opening of Eat Street Social, and @Masu_NE will feature a suggestive little Valentine’s Day roll through Tuesday.
Via the infallibly accurate source of an email forwarded by a relative: “ESPN is reporting that Brett Favre has retired and will settle in the Minneapolis area where he will co-own a bakery with teammate Adrian Peterson. Their specialty will be turnovers.”
James, I hesitate to even point this out, but I hope you got the turnover joke.
Turnover has a double meaning?!
I’m gonna guess that Jim got that….
The intro made me wonder. Although Jim’s comedy prowess is pretty legendary.
Hey guys, I’m right here. I can hear everything you’re saying.
He’s kinda owly sometimes, but sharp as aged cheddar….
Dear Bitter Packer Fans,
Aaron Rodgers has ZERO career playoff wins. That is all. Carry on.
Dear Bitter Packer Fans,
Aaron Rodgers has ZERO career playoff wins and Brett Favre is 2-0 lifetime against the Packers. That is all. Carry on.
Gads I about choked on my own tongue laughing at this. Thanks for the hearty guffaw
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