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Via the infallibly accurate source of an email forwarded by a relative: “ESPN is reporting that Brett Favre has retired and will settle in the Minneapolis area where he will co-own a bakery with teammate Adrian Peterson. Their specialty will be turnovers.”

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  1. James, I hesitate to even point this out, but I hope you got the turnover joke.

  2. James Norton says:

    Turnover has a double meaning?!

  3. Trout Caviar says:

    I’m gonna guess that Jim got that….

  4. The intro made me wonder. Although Jim’s comedy prowess is pretty legendary.

  5. James Norton says:

    Hey guys, I’m right here. I can hear everything you’re saying.

  6. Trout Caviar says:

    He’s kinda owly sometimes, but sharp as aged cheddar….

  7. geoff says:

    Dear Bitter Packer Fans,

    Aaron Rodgers has ZERO career playoff wins. That is all. Carry on.

  8. geoff says:

    Dear Bitter Packer Fans,

    Aaron Rodgers has ZERO career playoff wins and Brett Favre is 2-0 lifetime against the Packers. That is all. Carry on.

  9. Kate says:

    Gads I about choked on my own tongue laughing at this. Thanks for the hearty guffaw

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